fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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