all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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