I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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