There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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