either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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