Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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