Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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