i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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