I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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