Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
So many bounce houses so little time
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
