Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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