So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
