She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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