I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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