trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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