We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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