I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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