i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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