I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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