okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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