I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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