I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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