All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
My vagina just recognized that song.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Randomize
