With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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