So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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