He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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