It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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