As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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