Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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