It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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