You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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