is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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