he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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