Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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