We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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