just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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