My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
My bed smells like the plague
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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