He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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