me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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