Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
wow bdsm is so cute
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