I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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