So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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