real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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