Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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