Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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