real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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