we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
