It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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