ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I party with great urgency now.
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