I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I need to align my fucking chakras
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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