My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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