It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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